i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs
Wallace-Bolyai-Gerwien theory is the theory that any two polygons are equidecomposable.
That is that one can be cut into finitely many polygon pieces and be rearranged to obtain the second polygon.
"You can’t just change the race of cultural icons like Captain America! It’s an important part of their identity and message!"
Jesus: Ah yes.
Jesus: Can’t imagine who would do that.
Jesus: What a shame.
In fact I’d argue that making Captain America Black, Hispanic, or Native American would only strengthen his identity and message.
There has only been five female characters comfirmed playable compared to fifteen male characters.
I’m amazed at those exact numbers because 33% is the point where men will start thinking there’s a majority of women in a group.
We drunk-watched Sharknado on Saturday. It was painful, even inebriated. Matt was mad it wasn’t called Sharkicane.
I would be so down for the last one, though.
I took a stab at doodling my own pokeshaming picture.
look what you can buy
There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.
What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick