hi-nu-roly:

celtysturlusons:

this was my favorite picture from the con

why is adam jensen there

michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:

et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!”

(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)

samael:

khatoblepas:

overgifs:

Innovation

Every fast food place should do this jesus christ. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO HOLD THE BAG AND THE SHAKE.

It’s like I’d need a third hand for my door key. But with this, You got everything.

YES but how am I to carry 3 large fries on this :c

Khato, will you carry them for me?

hi-nu-roly:

kabukins:

pandyssian:

OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED 

I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT

WHAT

W

ninejaallstar:

askgoldenatoms:

sushinfood:

notsofriendlyelemeandor:

bunbunxp:

Wait. Is that Jackie chan? Or my eyes are failing me

Nope. Your eyes aren’t lying to you. Jackie Chan makes the greatest Chun Li.

Chan Li.

This website was made just for this post. Everything else doesn’t matter.

Chan Li needs more notes.

salmonderio:

countessfayt:

emblazonet:

lampsarepeopletoo:

punsicle:

hurdygurdygirl:

This is how I’d play chess

I HAVE NEVER LOVED A VIDEO SO DEARLY

HOLY SHIT

Calvin-chess?

Coming from someone who (shamefully) never learned to play chess, this is how unfathomable the rules actually sound to me.

marshmallowdreams1:

http://mintchoco.deviantart.com/